Although I never read the vile rag ; Fr Mildew informs us that [wait for it , have to get my crucifix and Holy water and garlic before I type the name] The Tablet [shudder! Now I really need a shower] and its 'rumour-monger from Rome' ; the screaming diva Bobbie Mickens; is suggesting George Bush may consider becoming a catholic !!!
Stopped laughing yet ?
Well miracles do happen !
And there's more chance of George Bush becoming a catholic than Mr Mickens !!!!